chee_chi (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} chee_chi) wrote,@ 2006-12-23 22:57:00 |
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some kid trying to rob the popoff at 5 AM
i got back from john's a few hours ago. i had a really nice time with him. we exchanged christmas presents...he got me Married With Children Season 1 on dvd (yes!), a Dead Kennedy's tshirt with the DK symbol on it, and these two cool vintage-ish Iggy Pop and Germs baby tee's...i felt bad because the Germs shirt was too small and the Iggy Pop one was stretched out, and he was all upset that they didn't fit me right. it's ok though, once i cut them up/sew them a little bit they'll look awesome. i really liked the stuff he got me and it was so sweet because i could tell he put a lot of thought into it. since i couldn't stay tonight, we kinda just sat around and relaxed yesterday and today. i missed him so so much. he's so sweet to me. aoisfdujlkdjf i can't even begin to describe it, he's just the best.
on another note, at 5 in the morning john got a phone call from sal (who was downstairs) saying that there was someone in the house. me and john went to the top of the steps (john was stark naked, HAHA), and we see sal, jay, jared, and jorge surrounding this kinda preppy-thug looking black kid. the kid was giving this bullshit story about the reason he walked in the back door and through the house was because he was just trying to get out front to walk home. well, he was obviously trying to steal shit from the house. john threw on a pair of my pants and went downstairs with everybody else; the kid was scared shitless...i guess he realized that he walked into the wrong house. he kept trying to get out of trouble by saying things like "why would i rob a house in broad daylight?" (note: it was 5 IN THE MORNING and pitch black outside) and "you know, i was just coming through, blase-blase". not only have i NEVER heard anyone use the phrase "blase-blase" in real life before, but this kid said it almost every other word. it was INSANE. john told sal to open up the door and let the kid out, and just as the mother fucker though he was gonna get away scot-free, john picked him up and literally threw him off the front porch onto the pavement (completely over the 6 ft. of steps they have in front of the porch). he landed on his face. after that, whatever black the kid had in him came out, and he started talking all this shit about "bring your best man out, let's fight." just as john was about to go beat his ass, roy came out of nowhere and hopped onto the front porch, completely clothed even though he had just been sleeping. the kid said something about roy being a "zoo york mother fucker" (aka the skate company), and just like that roy was off the porch on top of the kid with john right behind him. roy hooked him right in the mouth and john hit him on the side of the face. the kid went down so fast that they just let him go. all the neighbors came outside and were watching. it was both epic and hilarious. seriously, this is something that could only happen at john's house. ahahah. welcome to jersey.
i got back from john's a few hours ago. i had a really nice time with him. we exchanged christmas presents...he got me Married With Children Season 1 on dvd (yes!), a Dead Kennedy's tshirt with the DK symbol on it, and these two cool vintage-ish Iggy Pop and Germs baby tee's...i felt bad because the Germs shirt was too small and the Iggy Pop one was stretched out, and he was all upset that they didn't fit me right. it's ok though, once i cut them up/sew them a little bit they'll look awesome. i really liked the stuff he got me and it was so sweet because i could tell he put a lot of thought into it. since i couldn't stay tonight, we kinda just sat around and relaxed yesterday and today. i missed him so so much. he's so sweet to me. aoisfdujlkdjf i can't even begin to describe it, he's just the best.
on another note, at 5 in the morning john got a phone call from sal (who was downstairs) saying that there was someone in the house. me and john went to the top of the steps (john was stark naked, HAHA), and we see sal, jay, jared, and jorge surrounding this kinda preppy-thug looking black kid. the kid was giving this bullshit story about the reason he walked in the back door and through the house was because he was just trying to get out front to walk home. well, he was obviously trying to steal shit from the house. john threw on a pair of my pants and went downstairs with everybody else; the kid was scared shitless...i guess he realized that he walked into the wrong house. he kept trying to get out of trouble by saying things like "why would i rob a house in broad daylight?" (note: it was 5 IN THE MORNING and pitch black outside) and "you know, i was just coming through, blase-blase". not only have i NEVER heard anyone use the phrase "blase-blase" in real life before, but this kid said it almost every other word. it was INSANE. john told sal to open up the door and let the kid out, and just as the mother fucker though he was gonna get away scot-free, john picked him up and literally threw him off the front porch onto the pavement (completely over the 6 ft. of steps they have in front of the porch). he landed on his face. after that, whatever black the kid had in him came out, and he started talking all this shit about "bring your best man out, let's fight." just as john was about to go beat his ass, roy came out of nowhere and hopped onto the front porch, completely clothed even though he had just been sleeping. the kid said something about roy being a "zoo york mother fucker" (aka the skate company), and just like that roy was off the porch on top of the kid with john right behind him. roy hooked him right in the mouth and john hit him on the side of the face. the kid went down so fast that they just let him go. all the neighbors came outside and were watching. it was both epic and hilarious. seriously, this is something that could only happen at john's house. ahahah. welcome to jersey.
